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danhowellsbitch:

They tried taking a sneaky selfie since they’re not allowed to take photos awwww they are so precious

rainbowznstuff:

intergaylactic:

freakbast:

so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.

so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.

it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.

without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.

he spent $34

hes the guy we learn about in math

so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.

h0odrich:

this is me as hell

gloomyteens:

CHINESE GIRL PRETENDS TO BE A GHOST TO AVOID PARKING CHARGE

academy:

a friend who owns a portable charger is a keeper let me give them a hell yea

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

c-cassandra:

my hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3

smallworldofbigal:

"what’s up everybody. this is cr1tikal. im spending an hour in the ball pit. let’s do this shit"

dennys:

nonstaff:

What’s up with the denny’s tumblr? Does a national restaurant chain really need to post such stupid stuff?

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

brendon urie in 2006: Good evening ladies and gentlemen! Thank you so very much for attending this evening
brendon urie in 2014: im gonna FUCK every SINGLE one of you

snorlaxatives:

legalize peruvian puff peppers